Ca**idy Welsh - Eat My sh** and sh** It Out lyrics

[Chorus] All's a n***a's gotta do is eat my sh** and not pout So come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out All's a f*ggot's gotta do is eat my sh** and not shout So come on, n***a-f*ggot, eat my sh** and sh** it out sh**ception, bring on sh**ception sh**ception, come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out Come on, motherf**er, eat my sh** and sh** it out [Verse 1] After a day of fillin' up with yogurt, milk, and cheese The diarrhea's comin', it'll put my a** at ease I've been gettin' constipation, and my sh**ter's been blocked So when this sh** spurts out, f*g, you're gonna be shocked It's so mucky and nasty and brown and green and squishy It's so smelly and stinky and moist and wet and mushy I'm relieved by how the poop came out just oh-so-hastily But now you've gotta eat it, n***a, and better act as if it's tasty You're gonna gulp my sh** down in one bite and you're gonna have a smile Don't matter if you get infected, it don't matter if it's vile You love it, you yearn to eat it each and every day You love the texture in your mouth just like each and every gay All you f*ggots can't help jackin' to it, spurtin' f**in' jizz And you mix your f**in' jizz in it, f*g, that's the way it is You think it's scrumptious, even so much as callin' it a luxury You don't eat it like a gentlef*g, you don't use any cutlery You swallow it up whole and smear sh** all over your belly And then you say that you don't like it, n***a, that's the sh** you tell me I don't buy it, I see the looks of Heaven in your eyes The minute you see a sh** in my a**hole squeeze on down my thighs Now eat 'er up [Chorus] [Verse 2] It ain't too bad eatin' sh**, n***a, it's just like eatin' farts Except farts are just puffs of air, so it's more like eatin' sharts In that it's squishy-mushy in my tushy, delicious clump of crap But you love eatin' my fecal matter, you and the f**in' Japs