I called you after work today
Said I wanna talk to you
I know we dont get along
Because at the office party
I got drunk and called you dumb
You just dont care
You call in sick every other week
This is just not working out
Youre firedx3
You cant fire me I quit
I just dont care
Working is a joke
I stole a teak chair
Sold it, bought some coke
You called me after work today
I was smoking bong
And listening to college radio
I hate you
you robot man
I just won the lottery
So it doesnt matter
I am now a fatcat
Only getting fatter
Youre fired