I called you after work today Said I wanna talk to you I know we dont get along Because at the office party I got drunk and called you dumb You just dont care You call in sick every other week This is just not working out Youre firedx3 You cant fire me I quit I just dont care Working is a joke I stole a teak chair Sold it, bought some coke You called me after work today I was smoking bong And listening to college radio I hate you you robot man I just won the lottery So it doesnt matter I am now a fatcat Only getting fatter Youre fired