[Intro]
Wo-o-o-o-oah
Wo-o-o-o-oah
[Verse 1]
Everybody's psyched for football tonight, alright NFL is coming back
There's been a lot of scandals now it's time to relax
So kick up your feet, drink a light beer
Cause your favorite gladiators are finally here
Hey Jack, it's a fact, the science is in
Let's talk Peyton not concussions
Yeah Deflategate is still a thing
Now let's eat meat-lover's pizza and some chicken wings
It's tackle time on Sunday night
But when the game's over don't tackle your wi-i-i-i-i-ife
Let's have fun, it's America's night
Forget about the Grady elevator fight
Spygate, broken jaws, beating a child
Touchdowns and field goals will make you go wild, woo
A football's back, yeah we all love the game
Redskins is respectful, what a great team name
If you don't watch football, you're going to hell
Now it's praise the Lord and Savior, Roger Goddell
Oh, America