[Intro] Wo-o-o-o-oah Wo-o-o-o-oah [Verse 1] Everybody's psyched for football tonight, alright NFL is coming back There's been a lot of scandals now it's time to relax So kick up your feet, drink a light beer Cause your favorite gladiators are finally here Hey Jack, it's a fact, the science is in Let's talk Peyton not concussions Yeah Deflategate is still a thing Now let's eat meat-lover's pizza and some chicken wings It's tackle time on Sunday night But when the game's over don't tackle your wi-i-i-i-i-ife Let's have fun, it's America's night Forget about the Grady elevator fight Spygate, broken jaws, beating a child Touchdowns and field goals will make you go wild, woo A football's back, yeah we all love the game Redskins is respectful, what a great team name If you don't watch football, you're going to hell Now it's praise the Lord and Savior, Roger Goddell Oh, America