This is Blowfly, the master of cla**
And I'm here to sock some soul to your a**
Guys and girls, bull dykes and f*ggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your a** get ragged
If the world should end I'll be under no strain
I'd blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to all you motherf**ers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carrying a load
Feeling more s**y than a pregnant toad
Checking out the scene on my CB
Cause I don't want no bears f**ing with me
That's a big 10-4, good buddy
Smoking weed, feeling fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He's on my a** and that's no joke
But I'm gonna leave that blue light motherf**er in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said f** you
3-4, your mammy's a who*e
5-6, check out this dick, yeah
While I was going around the corner, doing about 80
Looking between the thighs of some big p**y lady
While checking out the thighs of this fine ho
I could tell she had a lotta a** below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey b**h, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my prick is bigger
Just open up your thighs while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the b**h by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**y started f**in' with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
Cause there was a big prick staring me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a b**h was nothing but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that's what I did
So I grabbed my sh** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the f**"
After messing up my day and spoiling my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine b**h I had back home
And suddenly I couldn't help but to play with my bone, yeah
While riding to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved to ramble
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf**erer no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, n***a boy, do you know who you are?"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders gla**
And I said, "All you motherf**ers can't kick my a**"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "n******gs pricks is bigger than whites"
But my black a** was in for a big surprise
Cause that cracker's dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn't a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don't y'all fail me now
Let's get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I'm gon' kick your a** till your head turn blue
There ain't nothing I hate worser than a n***a or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna f** with me?
I'm a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big prick began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let's have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats
Carrying big clubs, wearing white sheets
He said, "Listen n***a man
I'm the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan"
He said, "There's no n***a badder than me
Motherf** you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck through that motherf**ing place
Hoes started to run with gla** in their hair
And the cracker's a** was flying everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can't stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I'm the boss with the shoot off
I'm the king with the ding-a-ling
I'm the hound with the crown
I'm the dog with it all
I'm the prince with dollar sense
I'm the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty (x20)