Blowfly - Rapp Dirty/Blowfly's Rapp lyrics

This is Blowfly, the master of cla** And I'm here to sock some soul to your a** Guys and girls, bull dykes and f*ggots Gonna rap in your ear till your a** get ragged If the world should end I'll be under no strain I'd blast right off with my ding-a-ling Gonna rap to all you motherf**ers About my best friends, those no-good truckers Ride down the road carrying a load Feeling more s**y than a pregnant toad Checking out the scene on my CB Cause I don't want no bears f**ing with me That's a big 10-4, good buddy Smoking weed, feeling fine When suddenly I see a blue light behind Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack I think I got a bear on my back He's on my a** and that's no joke But I'm gonna leave that blue light motherf**er in the smoke 10-4 Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh 1-2, I said f** you 3-4, your mammy's a who*e 5-6, check out this dick, yeah While I was going around the corner, doing about 80 Looking between the thighs of some big p**y lady While checking out the thighs of this fine ho I could tell she had a lotta a** below But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat I said, "Hey b**h, give me some of this fine meat" She said, "I got it here, so come on with it But just make sure you got enough meat to get it" I said, "My hands are large, and my prick is bigger Just open up your thighs while I pull my trigger, yeah" I grabbed the b**h by the hair and then headed for the room She had a fine body, but a face like a coon She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes As the funk from her p**y started f**in' with my nose Suddenly I find that it all was a waste Cause there was a big prick staring me in the face I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand What I thought was a b**h was nothing but a man An you know what I did then, huh I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah And I got the hell out of there, that's what I did So I grabbed my sh** and got back in the truck And I thought to myself, "What the f**" After messing up my day and spoiling my plans I said to myself I can still use my hand Thought about the fine b**h I had back home And suddenly I couldn't help but to play with my bone, yeah While riding to the state of Alabama In a little town where I loved to ramble I went in this bar, said "What the heck Motherf**erer no good redneck Some a**hole at the end of the bar Said, "Hey, n***a boy, do you know who you are?" I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders gla** And I said, "All you motherf**ers can't kick my a**" I remember what my daddy said one night He said, "n******gs pricks is bigger than whites" But my black a** was in for a big surprise Cause that cracker's dick was three times my size And of course you know, that isn't a big 10-4 Uh, I said, "Feets, don't y'all fail me now Let's get the hell outta here" He said, "Boy, I'm gon' kick your a** till your head turn blue There ain't nothing I hate worser than a n***a or Jew" I said, "Are you sure you wanna f** with me? I'm a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali" Suddenly his big prick began to shrink He said, "Come on, boy, let's have a drink" Those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats Carrying big clubs, wearing white sheets He said, "Listen n***a man I'm the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan" He said, "There's no n***a badder than me Motherf** you and Muhammad Ali" I threw my drink in his face and I started to run As I felt the lead from his shotgun I got in my rig and covered up my face And I drove my truck through that motherf**ing place Hoes started to run with gla** in their hair And the cracker's a** was flying everywhere The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah" I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can't stand myself sometimes, huh" And then I said, I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah I'm the boss with the shoot off I'm the king with the ding-a-ling I'm the hound with the crown I'm the dog with it all I'm the prince with dollar sense I'm the king with the sweet thing, yeah I said uh, I said ah I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah Rapp dirty (x20)