Every morning the alarm goes off and knocks me out of bed
I rush to catch the bus to get to work and bash some heads
My boss is screaming murder as I punch the clock at nine
I grab my blade and armor and start hacking up the line
I'm a nine-to-five barbarian!
Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam
Not a farmer or librarian!
I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan
There's a coffee break at 10 o'clock, another one at three
An hour off for and lunch and for the doc to look at me
A stop to sharpen up my knife and brush the guts away
Then back into the fight to earn my dollar for the day
I'm a nine-to-five barbarian!
Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam
Not a farmer or librarian!
I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan
At 5 the whistle blows and I go home to hearth and wife
I have a drink and contemplate the meaning of my life
The stresses of my budget can no longer be denied
I'm going to have to start a**a**inations on the side
I'm a nine-to-five barbarian!
Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam
Not a farmer or librarian!
I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan