Bill Sutton - Nine-to-Five Barbarian lyrics

Every morning the alarm goes off and knocks me out of bed I rush to catch the bus to get to work and bash some heads My boss is screaming murder as I punch the clock at nine I grab my blade and armor and start hacking up the line I'm a nine-to-five barbarian! Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam Not a farmer or librarian! I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan There's a coffee break at 10 o'clock, another one at three An hour off for and lunch and for the doc to look at me A stop to sharpen up my knife and brush the guts away Then back into the fight to earn my dollar for the day I'm a nine-to-five barbarian! Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam Not a farmer or librarian! I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan At 5 the whistle blows and I go home to hearth and wife I have a drink and contemplate the meaning of my life The stresses of my budget can no longer be denied I'm going to have to start a**a**inations on the side I'm a nine-to-five barbarian! Don't have to do no paperwork, I'm happy as a clam Not a farmer or librarian! I'm a k**er with a vengeance and a profit-sharing plan