[big daddy kane]
Mmm.. ohh yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah
Allow me to introduce myself
As the big daddy kane
A smooth lover from around the way
That's bound to drive any b**h insane
[dolemite (rudy raw moore)]
Well dolemite is my name
And rappin and tappin is my game
[kane]
Oh yeah? well me tell you somethin mr. dolemite
The sh** you talkin years ago, i could see
But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me
[dolemite]
Listen.. when it comes down to rappin
I was through with it before you learned what to do with it
I'm the king so i'm stakin my claim
In the rappin game
Y'know? for all players, i am the speaker
I'm also known as the hot p**y seeker
When it comes down to ridin up and down in some p**y
I make it weaker
Also it gets a little deeper
I was walkin down broadway the other day
An old old lady came my way
She said, "i'll be glad when you 'come 18
I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"
I said, "lady! why wait for so much time to pa**?
I've been wantin to tear up yo' old gray a**"
So i pulled out my dick
It was so shiny it looked like it was painted
The hoe took one look and damn near fainted
I stuck it in the b**h and the b**h began to shout
That, "oh mr. dolemite, take that motherf**er out!"
[kane]
Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil
I walked barefoot from new york to dallas
Won for pimp of the year at the caesar's palace
Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of july
And drunk the waters in the atlantic ocean til that sh** was dry
I was makin money before washington was put on a bill
And i kicked jack's a** and took his hoe jill
I'm the one who broke the bull's back
And made people say f** mcdonald's and call me the big mac
[dolemite]
Why you long lanky motherf**er
You ain't nothin but a s**er!
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Shot in the a** with two colt .45's
I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
I chew up railroad iron, and sh** out steel!
I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuff lightning and throw thunder's a** in jail
[kane]
Why you ignorant decrepit motherf**er
Let me tell you somethin
I'm the one that put the m in mackin
Because when you did it you was only actin
I made pimpin a full time job
So b**hes wouldn't have to go out and rob
I made the streets of new york hot as a sauna
And hung a home sweet hoe sign on every corner
Yes i'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks
Give a headache to excedrin and knock the sh** out of ex-lax
[dolemite]
Why you insecure no business barn junkyard
Rat soup eatin motherf**er!!
It was in the early 1960's when i originated my pimpin game
I was callin who*es jives a** b**hes
And pimps - s**er a** lame
Kane, before you can take my reign
You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day
Walk from new york to los angeles and throw the bones away
You gotta be born blind and cannot see
Yo' b**hes have the pocks in the a** so bad they can't even pee
Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the air
And get out and do the runnin man while you up there
Have the mumps and the asiastic flu
And the crabs around yo' a** start singin the yankee doodle doo!
[kane]
Aww f**it i give up