Big Daddy Kane - Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite lyrics

[big daddy kane] Mmm.. ohh yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah Allow me to introduce myself As the big daddy kane A smooth lover from around the way That's bound to drive any b**h insane [dolemite (rudy raw moore)] Well dolemite is my name And rappin and tappin is my game [kane] Oh yeah? well me tell you somethin mr. dolemite The sh** you talkin years ago, i could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me [dolemite] Listen.. when it comes down to rappin I was through with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the king so i'm stakin my claim In the rappin game Y'know? for all players, i am the speaker I'm also known as the hot p**y seeker When it comes down to ridin up and down in some p**y I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin down broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "i'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" I said, "lady! why wait for so much time to pa**? I've been wantin to tear up yo' old gray a**" So i pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The hoe took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the b**h and the b**h began to shout That, "oh mr. dolemite, take that motherf**er out!" [kane] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from new york to dallas Won for pimp of the year at the caesar's palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of july And drunk the waters in the atlantic ocean til that sh** was dry I was makin money before washington was put on a bill And i kicked jack's a** and took his hoe jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back And made people say f** mcdonald's and call me the big mac [dolemite] Why you long lanky motherf**er You ain't nothin but a s**er! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the a** with two colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and sh** out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw thunder's a** in jail [kane] Why you ignorant decrepit motherf**er Let me tell you somethin I'm the one that put the m in mackin Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin a full time job So b**hes wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of new york hot as a sauna And hung a home sweet hoe sign on every corner Yes i'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to excedrin and knock the sh** out of ex-lax [dolemite] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard Rat soup eatin motherf**er!! It was in the early 1960's when i originated my pimpin game I was callin who*es jives a** b**hes And pimps - s**er a** lame Kane, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from new york to los angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be born blind and cannot see Yo' b**hes have the pocks in the a** so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the air And get out and do the runnin man while you up there Have the mumps and the asiastic flu And the crabs around yo' a** start singin the yankee doodle doo! [kane] Aww f**it i give up