Intro:
Man: Are you afraid of d**h?
Woman: Me? Oh no, not at all. Because in my country, d**h is always just around the corner. If you're afraid of it, you can't do anything
Verse 1:
It's BT, dog
"God of the Gooks"
You could ask her, brah, I'm all in her cooch
She's sitting on my face, my jaw got a bruise
Damn, woman, did you eat Baba Ganoush?
Call in the troops, better call a doctor
I just had a seizure, sharted in my Dockers
Mental illness, I got it from my mama
It's all good, I got a card for marijuana
Four in the morning, alone in apartment
Gotta thank the lord, cause I'm all done chargin'
The battery pack on my Black & Decker power drill
Made a peephole so I could see a ho showerin'
Your name's Chanel, I read your mail
You makin' me swell, in my genitals
I love your smell, is that Glow by J-Lo?
Restraining order? Whoa, if you say so
Verse 2:
God of the Gooks, make me a statue
Naked, playin' a bamboo pan flute
I'm the dude, man
I'm the man, dude
Take off your panties, boo
I command you
My tribute includes:
Lookin' at b**bs
Ten pounds of rice, two bushels of fruit
Mangoes, papayas, horses and pigs
Or all of your kids are in orphanages, look
I got bars, strong as Kevin Sorbo
Strong enough to go swimmin' in the north pole
Strong enough to star in eleven p**nos
Strong enough to make your girl get an abortion
I put my foot down, in a state of rage
Just a little drunk, but I came to save the day
I'm Sam Jackson, in "Snakes on a Plane" (That's me)
They ain't bring the pain, they b**hed and they plain
Verse 3:
It's the God, y'all some false deities
s** my dick and my balls, all three of these
I want Jim Bean, I want Hennessy
"It's too early!"
You gotta be kiddin' me
I drink when I want, I eat how I please
When you see the God, you crawl on your knees
Now get on your feet, put on a beat
Benny make a white b**h talk Vietnamese, look
I'm your Papa
Call me "Father"
Bodhisattva
Dalai Lama
Reach Nirvana
Teach a farmer
I got four wives
Peace to Allah
They don't like Benny, That's blasphemy
Thou shalt not withhold a** from me
Thou shalt give all your cash to me
Thou shalt call me "Master T"
Outro:
Mascot: Wow, that sure was fun!