Benny Troung - God of the Gooks lyrics

Intro: Man: Are you afraid of d**h? Woman: Me? Oh no, not at all. Because in my country, d**h is always just around the corner. If you're afraid of it, you can't do anything Verse 1: It's BT, dog "God of the Gooks" You could ask her, brah, I'm all in her cooch She's sitting on my face, my jaw got a bruise Damn, woman, did you eat Baba Ganoush? Call in the troops, better call a doctor I just had a seizure, sharted in my Dockers Mental illness, I got it from my mama It's all good, I got a card for marijuana Four in the morning, alone in apartment Gotta thank the lord, cause I'm all done chargin' The battery pack on my Black & Decker power drill Made a peephole so I could see a ho showerin' Your name's Chanel, I read your mail You makin' me swell, in my genitals I love your smell, is that Glow by J-Lo? Restraining order? Whoa, if you say so Verse 2: God of the Gooks, make me a statue Naked, playin' a bamboo pan flute I'm the dude, man I'm the man, dude Take off your panties, boo I command you My tribute includes: Lookin' at b**bs Ten pounds of rice, two bushels of fruit Mangoes, papayas, horses and pigs Or all of your kids are in orphanages, look I got bars, strong as Kevin Sorbo Strong enough to go swimmin' in the north pole Strong enough to star in eleven p**nos Strong enough to make your girl get an abortion I put my foot down, in a state of rage Just a little drunk, but I came to save the day I'm Sam Jackson, in "Snakes on a Plane" (That's me) They ain't bring the pain, they b**hed and they plain Verse 3: It's the God, y'all some false deities s** my dick and my balls, all three of these I want Jim Bean, I want Hennessy "It's too early!" You gotta be kiddin' me I drink when I want, I eat how I please When you see the God, you crawl on your knees Now get on your feet, put on a beat Benny make a white b**h talk Vietnamese, look I'm your Papa Call me "Father" Bodhisattva Dalai Lama Reach Nirvana Teach a farmer I got four wives Peace to Allah They don't like Benny, That's blasphemy Thou shalt not withhold a** from me Thou shalt give all your cash to me Thou shalt call me "Master T" Outro: Mascot: Wow, that sure was fun!