Lyrics benefit Gordos revenge (midget song sequel)
(Man speaking)
When Im bagging all your chickens well see who looks cool
Yo girl, ever done it with a guy whos only 2 foot 2?
I may be a tad shorter, have u ever wrestled a midget?
Keep talking sh**, ill set up a cage match next Special Olympics
Keep making short jokes, midgets always get more b**hes
And I bet your wifes got a fetish for f**ing guys with dwarfism
I got problems and I got em in the worst way
Maybe its the for fact that Ive been the same f**ing height since first grade
I had a nice teacher, wore a wife beater with no shirt,
But Im 37 years old still waitin to hit my growth spurt
Im a freak of nature, Jesus hates yuh
Something of sorts but every time I stood up for myself seems I was comin up short
I never really had a problem tryin 2 reach a cervical,
but in high school I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal
???
I wear stilts to amusement parks so I can ride the roller coasters.
life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus)
Yo im so short my suitcase is a fanny pack
For me is ??? a family size I park em in the handicap
Im so gifted where the sun dont shine dont need a penis blinder?
I may be happy size but Im the perfect type to eat vagina
Knock me off my feet black ill get up and bust back
uppercut your knee caps and head but your nut sack
Ill never get taller, cuz it seems Ive reached my full capacity
my dicks 2 inches but Im so short I tell girls it hang fast
my knees to boost my self esteem
i go 2 the circuses now whos the freak,
if i choose 2 eat at restaurants they better have a booster seat,
just cuz Im short doesnt mean I dont like big tittied hoes,
but if I want to hit it doggy style I gotta stand on my tippy toes
sick in the head stick a dick in the bed
ill hit it from each angle
Im so short, I sit on the curb my f**in feet dangle
so many women try to molest me
Im not pervetically balanced
please dont call me short I prefer vertically challenged
life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus)
(benefit talking)