Benefit - Gordos Revenge lyrics
Lyrics benefit Gordos revenge (midget song sequel) (Man speaking) When Im bagging all your chickens well see who looks cool Yo girl, ever done it with a guy whos only 2 foot 2? I may be a tad shorter, have u ever wrestled a midget? Keep talking sh**, ill set up a cage match next Special Olympics Keep making short jokes, midgets always get more b**hes And I bet your wifes got a fetish for f**ing guys with dwarfism I got problems and I got em in the worst way Maybe its the for fact that Ive been the same f**ing height since first grade I had a nice teacher, wore a wife beater with no shirt, But Im 37 years old still waitin to hit my growth spurt Im a freak of nature, Jesus hates yuh Something of sorts but every time I stood up for myself seems I was comin up short I never really had a problem tryin 2 reach a cervical, but in high school I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal ??? I wear stilts to amusement parks so I can ride the roller coasters. life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus) Yo im so short my suitcase is a fanny pack For me is ??? a family size I park em in the handicap Im so gifted where the sun dont shine dont need a penis blinder? I may be happy size but Im the perfect type to eat vagina Knock me off my feet black ill get up and bust back uppercut your knee caps and head but your nut sack Ill never get taller, cuz it seems Ive reached my full capacity my dicks 2 inches but Im so short I tell girls it hang fast my knees to boost my self esteem i go 2 the circuses now whos the freak, if i choose 2 eat at restaurants they better have a booster seat, just cuz Im short doesnt mean I dont like big tittied hoes, but if I want to hit it doggy style I gotta stand on my tippy toes sick in the head stick a dick in the bed ill hit it from each angle Im so short, I sit on the curb my f**in feet dangle so many women try to molest me Im not pervetically balanced please dont call me short I prefer vertically challenged life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus) (benefit talking)