Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back.
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out.
He's probably running loose with the b**hes.
And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches.
Oh I love him so much. Oh that stupid b**h is mine.
Errant dog! Errant dog!
They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out.
God damn I look like a tool when he goes running around.
I'm gonna take him on Court TV
And show the world what he's done to me.
I'll drag his a** back home, back where his a** belongs.
Errant dog! Errant dog!
He's my everything, he means the world to me.
He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property.
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his sh**.
If I could, I would become a lesbian.
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine.
Just bring him here.
Errant dog! Errant dog!