[Verse 1]
Zach Braff you look just like my dad
Back when I thought I had the best one
Oh what a life it could have been
Me in the cradle you on the screen
But you're too young to be a father to me
You're too young to be a father to me
[Verse 2]
Catherine Denevue you look just like my mother used to
When she loved me, oh when she loved me
Oh what a life just you and I
Learning to walk whilst you read your lines
But you're too old to be a mother to me
You're too old to be a mother to me
[Chorus]
Surely you're not saying the TV lied
I truly believe that they would love me back in real life
[Verse 3]
Hey kid at the bar you
Know who you are I've been
Staring you down as I play this out of tune guitar
Oh just think what we could be
I swear I'll dress cooler if you just go home with me
But you're too young to be a lover to me
I'm getting older and I forget sometime you see
[Chorus]
Surely you're not saying the TV lied
I truly believe that I will have it all in my life
[Outro]
So don't you waste my time
Don't you waste my time
On small talk and cheap wine