[Verse 1] Zach Braff you look just like my dad Back when I thought I had the best one Oh what a life it could have been Me in the cradle you on the screen But you're too young to be a father to me You're too young to be a father to me [Verse 2] Catherine Denevue you look just like my mother used to When she loved me, oh when she loved me Oh what a life just you and I Learning to walk whilst you read your lines But you're too old to be a mother to me You're too old to be a mother to me [Chorus] Surely you're not saying the TV lied I truly believe that they would love me back in real life [Verse 3] Hey kid at the bar you Know who you are I've been Staring you down as I play this out of tune guitar Oh just think what we could be I swear I'll dress cooler if you just go home with me But you're too young to be a lover to me I'm getting older and I forget sometime you see [Chorus] Surely you're not saying the TV lied I truly believe that I will have it all in my life [Outro] So don't you waste my time Don't you waste my time On small talk and cheap wine