[Intro: Tweeter]
Ugh - stop bangin!
Where the f** am I
Who is - ah damn
Wake up!
[Verse1: Tweeter]
Red cups around, people on them sofas
Marker on they faces, victims of the jokers
Refrigerator's empty, robbed by the smokers
Cops took half the party just to meet they quota
The rest of us wilded out, yeah we chose to
Drink til it's lights out, forks in the toaster
Whispering all night just to get the chicks closer
Can't remember sh** like my real name Joseph
Ha, I think I may have lost my clothes and
Told a girl to put her head to it, Osmosis
Big mistake, she stuck me in the nose
And she left me bleeding but you know she did what she supposed to
[Hook: Tweeter]
Hungover like mistletoe, looking like a missile exploded
Feeling something like a gigolo
Walking on my tippy-toes, shattered gla**, typical, pitiful
Last night I was so invincible, I'm Invincible
(x2)
[Verse2: JRock]
Man what the f**
Waking me up with this sh**
Yo you know I'm still drunk right
f**
Yo Last night, damn man where to start
Began in DC and ended in a trailor park
Nice, real nice brunch with the girl friend
But once the liquor hit the liver then the binge begin
Drinking before I'm thinking, Shots on top of Lincoln
Think I took a shot of saki with 2Pac and a Nazi
Please stop me, get going like and I can't resist
Whiskey and Water for the goal I get the a**ist
I'm going in, 3 sheets to the wind
That means I need my girl and 2 of her friends
I think I blacked out, k**ed it in a major way
But can't forget the s** man that sh** was 50 shades of grey
[Hook]