Beer N Black - Last Night lyrics

[Intro: Tweeter] Ugh - stop bangin! Where the f** am I Who is - ah damn Wake up! [Verse1: Tweeter] Red cups around, people on them sofas Marker on they faces, victims of the jokers Refrigerator's empty, robbed by the smokers Cops took half the party just to meet they quota The rest of us wilded out, yeah we chose to Drink til it's lights out, forks in the toaster Whispering all night just to get the chicks closer Can't remember sh** like my real name Joseph Ha, I think I may have lost my clothes and Told a girl to put her head to it, Osmosis Big mistake, she stuck me in the nose And she left me bleeding but you know she did what she supposed to [Hook: Tweeter] Hungover like mistletoe, looking like a missile exploded Feeling something like a gigolo Walking on my tippy-toes, shattered gla**, typical, pitiful Last night I was so invincible, I'm Invincible (x2) [Verse2: JRock] Man what the f** Waking me up with this sh** Yo you know I'm still drunk right f** Yo Last night, damn man where to start Began in DC and ended in a trailor park Nice, real nice brunch with the girl friend But once the liquor hit the liver then the binge begin Drinking before I'm thinking, Shots on top of Lincoln Think I took a shot of saki with 2Pac and a Nazi Please stop me, get going like and I can't resist Whiskey and Water for the goal I get the a**ist I'm going in, 3 sheets to the wind That means I need my girl and 2 of her friends I think I blacked out, k**ed it in a major way But can't forget the s** man that sh** was 50 shades of grey [Hook]