This song totally s**s
This song totally s**s
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo
Come over here if you want to get raped
By a creepy wannabe Timberlake
Maybe I'm going deaf
Or maybe, I'm just high
But 'no' means 'yes' in my mind
This song totally s**s
This song and video will make you wanna take a
Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
So overhyped, it's absurd
Makes me seem like a huge perv
Because you are a huge perv
And now it's time for stupid hashtags
Than say my last name it's extremely lame
Here's what they should say
I'm a douchebag who thinks he's so smooth
Everyone's dancing except me, I'm way too cool
I'm going blind, that's my excuse when
I am accused of molesting women 'cause I'm a scumbag
Who wrote this concept?
Nothing happening makes any damn sense
There's a car on your bu*t
Now let's watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man
Who just sh** in his pants
I really want to f** this goat
Now here's a crappy, hey, hey, hey, woo
Attempt at funny, what rhymes with funny?
A lot of stuff idiot
What the hell's wrong with this blonde girl
Humping a stuffed dog?
Could this video get any more wrong?
Hey come here girl
I have a big D
If a guy has to say that it means it's small and diseased
You just got your a** served
Somebody please tell me
What the hell am I doing with this vid, I mean
Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
To brushing white chicks' hair like a total creep
And what the hell's with Pharrell's outfit?
He look like he from outer space in this silver sh**
This video's wack and this song's overplayed
Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name
Robin you a**hole
I'm preggo with your baby
Even though I said no
You knocked me up anyway
But the lines were blurred
They totally weren't
You're just a ba*tard
Ok, that's enough, Everyone freeze
Who the hell is this shmuck?
I'm a hashtag cop
This hashtag abuse is against the law
I'm not kidding
Someone turn that sh** off
I am warning you, stop or I will shoot
Okay, that's it dude
Pharrell, hands up
What the hell did I do?
You're under arrest
For what?
For soliciting goat s**
Put your hands behind your head
Thicke, you are dead
Who the f** is this dude?
This is my daughter
You got her preggers
Time to meet my fist jerk
What the hell?
Payback's a b**h