BartBaker - Blurred Lines Parody lyrics

This song totally s**s This song totally s**s Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, woo Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, woo Come over here if you want to get raped By a creepy wannabe Timberlake Maybe I'm going deaf Or maybe, I'm just high But 'no' means 'yes' in my mind This song totally s**s This song and video will make you wanna take a Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea So overhyped, it's absurd Makes me seem like a huge perv Because you are a huge perv And now it's time for stupid hashtags Than say my last name it's extremely lame Here's what they should say I'm a douchebag who thinks he's so smooth Everyone's dancing except me, I'm way too cool I'm going blind, that's my excuse when I am accused of molesting women 'cause I'm a scumbag Who wrote this concept? Nothing happening makes any damn sense There's a car on your bu*t Now let's watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man Who just sh** in his pants I really want to f** this goat Now here's a crappy, hey, hey, hey, woo Attempt at funny, what rhymes with funny? A lot of stuff idiot What the hell's wrong with this blonde girl Humping a stuffed dog? Could this video get any more wrong? Hey come here girl I have a big D If a guy has to say that it means it's small and diseased You just got your a** served Somebody please tell me What the hell am I doing with this vid, I mean Went from rapping on tracks about the streets To brushing white chicks' hair like a total creep And what the hell's with Pharrell's outfit? He look like he from outer space in this silver sh** This video's wack and this song's overplayed Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name Robin you a**hole I'm preggo with your baby Even though I said no You knocked me up anyway But the lines were blurred They totally weren't You're just a ba*tard Ok, that's enough, Everyone freeze Who the hell is this shmuck? I'm a hashtag cop This hashtag abuse is against the law I'm not kidding Someone turn that sh** off I am warning you, stop or I will shoot Okay, that's it dude Pharrell, hands up What the hell did I do? You're under arrest For what? For soliciting goat s** Put your hands behind your head Thicke, you are dead Who the f** is this dude? This is my daughter You got her preggers Time to meet my fist jerk What the hell? Payback's a b**h