YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG
YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU
AND THEN I RAN IT OVER
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YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD
MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD
I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS
I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
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