YOUR DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING ITS BROKEN LEG YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU AND THEN I RAN IT OVER [Chorus] YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD MY TIRE TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON ITS HEAD I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU [Chorus]