Your record cost $3.99
Your record cost $2.99
Your record cost $1.99
And then it gets returned
Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]
You're right next to hall and oates
You're right next to the commodores
You're right next to cameo
You're a f**ing h*mo
Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]
Cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin
You're in the return line
They don't take back records under $3.99
Then you start to f**ing whine
Buy a real album next time