Your record cost $3.99 Your record cost $2.99 Your record cost $1.99 And then it gets returned Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4] You're right next to hall and oates You're right next to the commodores You're right next to cameo You're a f**ing h*mo Your band's in the cut-out bin [x4] Cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin You're in the return line They don't take back records under $3.99 Then you start to f**ing whine Buy a real album next time