Guys used to always buy you drinks
And they'd always kiss your a**
Now you just have one tit
Ha ha you stupid c*nt
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I always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s
But breast cancer will do
Now you've just got one tit
But you used to have two
A drunk guy tried to feel you up
But there was nothing there
So he punched you in the teeth
And stole your money, c*nt
[Chorus]