Guys used to always buy you drinks And they'd always kiss your a** Now you just have one tit Ha ha you stupid c*nt [Chorus] I always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s But breast cancer will do Now you've just got one tit But you used to have two A drunk guy tried to feel you up But there was nothing there So he punched you in the teeth And stole your money, c*nt [Chorus]