when you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
well, when rob halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we're one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
i wanna be
i wanna be a h*mos**ual
statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there's a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in pantera likes men
HEY!
so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are h*mos**ual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
see I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far that your s**uality determines the way you play guitar
oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be h*mos**ual
if not only to make the nazi f**ing pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable