when you think of a metal head tell me what comes to mind well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind well, when rob halford came out of the closet it may not have been a big thing well today we're one step closer to hearing the metal dudes sing i wanna be i wanna be a h*mos**ual statistics say: chances of being gay are more than one in ten that means there's a forty percent chance that one of the guys in pantera likes men HEY! so i think its safe to say that many more metal guys are h*mos**ual this may frustrate the gay community why would they want the ugly metal heads available? see I told you metal dudes are gay too and I happen to see the proof so far that your s**uality determines the way you play guitar oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be h*mos**ual if not only to make the nazi f**ing pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable