[Intro: Jackie Beat & Alaska]
These young b**hes owe me everything!
I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag!
Who's that?
I should've f**ing trademarked my makeup
Your makeup is terrible..
[Verse 1: Alaska & Jackie Beat]
Singing live?
I invented that
Big hair?
I invented that
Shaved brows?
I invented that
Giant lips?
Invented that
Rocking nails?
I invented that
Lower lashes?
That was me
Ladies shoes?
You're looking at her
Doing drag?
Invented that
[Pre-Chorus: Jackie Beat]
Have your fun 'cause its all been done
I invented that
It's plain to see you're all mopping me
I invented that
[Chorus: Jackie Beat]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
[Verse 2: Alaska & Jackie Beat]
Serving it?
I invented that
Throwing shade?
I invented that
Phoning it in?
I invented that
AIDS jokes?
Yep!
Back fat?
What did you say?
Hairy shoulders?
Excuse me?
Thunder thighs?
Uh, what the f**?
Sasquatch feet?
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
[Chorus: Jackie Beat]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
[Post-Chorus: Jackie Beat]
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
[Bridge: Alaska & Jackie Beat]
But what about Divine?
b**h stole from me all the time!
What about Lady Bunny?
That man's not even funny
What about Dame Edna?
I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na
What about RuPaul?
Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay
Ask me again
What about RuPaul?
I have no problem with her at all!
Gurl. Take it easy
[Chorus: Jackie Beat]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
[Post-Chorus: Jackie Beat]
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!