Alaska Thunderf** - I Invented That lyrics

[Intro: Jackie Beat & Alaska] These young b**hes owe me everything! I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag! Who's that? I should've f**ing trademarked my makeup Your makeup is terrible.. [Verse 1: Alaska & Jackie Beat] Singing live? I invented that Big hair? I invented that Shaved brows? I invented that Giant lips? Invented that Rocking nails? I invented that Lower lashes? That was me Ladies shoes? You're looking at her Doing drag? Invented that [Pre-Chorus: Jackie Beat] Have your fun 'cause its all been done I invented that It's plain to see you're all mopping me I invented that [Chorus: Jackie Beat] I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! [Verse 2: Alaska & Jackie Beat] Serving it? I invented that Throwing shade? I invented that Phoning it in? I invented that AIDS jokes? Yep! Back fat? What did you say? Hairy shoulders? Excuse me? Thunder thighs? Uh, what the f**? Sasquatch feet? YOU'RE GONNA DIE! [Chorus: Jackie Beat] I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! [Post-Chorus: Jackie Beat] I invented that! I invented that! I invented that! I invented that! [Bridge: Alaska & Jackie Beat] But what about Divine? b**h stole from me all the time! What about Lady Bunny? That man's not even funny What about Dame Edna? I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na What about RuPaul? Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay Ask me again What about RuPaul? I have no problem with her at all! Gurl. Take it easy [Chorus: Jackie Beat] I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I INVENTED THAT! [Post-Chorus: Jackie Beat] I invented that! I invented that! I invented that! I invented that!