You know the bedroom banter scene from Godard's Breathless? This is what it'd be like if it was realistic. We also put in a safe s** message, cos we really care
You say when I go down on you
It looks like I've got a moustache
Then I feel the thunder of you starting to come
And it gets too intense to laugh
You like calling my penis “Bob”
And platting my pubes into dreds
All he can sing is “My Favourite Things,”
But he does score some really good head
What are you doing here?
How about your career?
We can f** all day
But there's rent to pay
It's your big break
You gotta take it
You'll pull in off with style
You've got what it takes
You're gonna make it
All you gotta do is smile
Your friends'll all hate ya
When your name's in the papers
Sisterhood's a b**h
But when you're a star
I'll love you for what you are
- Cute, vacuous and rich
There's less chance that you'll catch it
If you use a prophylactic
And that also goes for guys
If you go for guys
It won't feel so fantastic
When his dick is wrapped in plastic
But it adds a little to the size
When she sighs