You know the bedroom banter scene from Godard's Breathless? This is what it'd be like if it was realistic. We also put in a safe s** message, cos we really care You say when I go down on you It looks like I've got a moustache Then I feel the thunder of you starting to come And it gets too intense to laugh You like calling my penis “Bob” And platting my pubes into dreds All he can sing is “My Favourite Things,” But he does score some really good head What are you doing here? How about your career? We can f** all day But there's rent to pay It's your big break You gotta take it You'll pull in off with style You've got what it takes You're gonna make it All you gotta do is smile Your friends'll all hate ya When your name's in the papers Sisterhood's a b**h But when you're a star I'll love you for what you are - Cute, vacuous and rich There's less chance that you'll catch it If you use a prophylactic And that also goes for guys If you go for guys It won't feel so fantastic When his dick is wrapped in plastic But it adds a little to the size When she sighs