"Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling
I think thats it picking up an awful lot of sh** though
Can you smell that sh**?
[Yes I can actually, yes I can]
I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of sh** there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of sh** smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually
Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling
I think thats it picking up an awful lot of sh** though
Can you smell that sh**?
[Yes I can actually, yes I can]
I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of sh** there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of sh** smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually, I mean don't you think
[Well I don't know quite where the sh** was (drowned out by...)]
John is an ugly ba*tard yeah
[wait I'm not]
Yes, we are now sampling at 18 kilohertz which is half the last frequency, do you feel half the size you were last time?
[well.. I don't actually, but um, I was quite impressed with the last one]
Yes there's not enough c*nts on the last one, not enough smelly c*nts [laughter]
There's a, lot of um
[Fanny flaps]
Yeah, a lot of fanny flaps and um, John, well like I said before is a lump of sh**, and he smells like cat sh** or more like dog sh** wouldn't you say?
[Oh, that's quite complimentary, that is, quite complimentary]
Yes but um, John has been arrested for eating dog sh** off the school [laughter]
When he was a little boy, he was done for eating dog sh** off the school playing fields
[and they're like "I'm going to report you"]"