"Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling I think thats it picking up an awful lot of sh** though Can you smell that sh**? [Yes I can actually, yes I can] I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of sh** there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of sh** smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually Yeah this is that rather high rate of sampling I think thats it picking up an awful lot of sh** though Can you smell that sh**? [Yes I can actually, yes I can] I can yes, I can smell an awful lot of sh** there. And a lot of faeces as well, there's a lot of sh** smothered on the microphone I think that could be the main drawback actually, I mean don't you think [Well I don't know quite where the sh** was (drowned out by...)] John is an ugly ba*tard yeah [wait I'm not] Yes, we are now sampling at 18 kilohertz which is half the last frequency, do you feel half the size you were last time? [well.. I don't actually, but um, I was quite impressed with the last one] Yes there's not enough c*nts on the last one, not enough smelly c*nts [laughter] There's a, lot of um [Fanny flaps] Yeah, a lot of fanny flaps and um, John, well like I said before is a lump of sh**, and he smells like cat sh** or more like dog sh** wouldn't you say? [Oh, that's quite complimentary, that is, quite complimentary] Yes but um, John has been arrested for eating dog sh** off the school [laughter] When he was a little boy, he was done for eating dog sh** off the school playing fields [and they're like "I'm going to report you"]"