[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
AB, Can of Whoop Ass Volume 1
And this is how it went
Check it
[Hook]
One day I went to Lidl
I went to shoplift in Lidl
Then I got caught in Lidl
Now I don't go back to Lidl
One day I went to Asda
I went to shoplift in Asda
Then I got caught in Asda
Now I don't go back to Asda
One day I went to Lidl
I was really, really hungry
I went to shoplift in Lidl
'Cause I had no money, money
I looked around and no one was looking, looking
So I put some juice in my pocket
And I walked towards the door
As I was walking, walking, walking on the shop-floor
I saw the security guard, he was Nigerian, big black hench and raw
So I put my hands in my pocket and I walked towards the door
The security guard said "[?], what do you take me for?"
[Hook]
One day I went to Lidl
I went to shoplift in Lidl
Then I got caught in Lidl
Now I don't go back to Lidl
One day I went to Asda
I went to shoplift in Asda
Then I got caught in Asda
Now I don't go back to Asda
[Verse 2]
One day I went to Asda
My breathe was really, really smelly
I went to shoplift in Asda
'Cause EMA didn't pay me
I put some chicken in my pocket
And I tried to walk out of the door
The security guard said "Can I see what's in your pocket man"
So I emptied out my pocket on the shop-floor
The security guard said "Oi mate, why did you take this for?"
So he took me up to his office and made me sign a contract
He even took a photo and told me "Never come back"
[Hook]
One day I went to Lidl
I went to shoplift in Lidl
Then I got caught in Lidl
Now I don't go back to Lidl
One day I went to Asda
I went to shoplift in Asda
Then I got caught in Asda
Now I don't go back to Asda