Afrikan Boy - One Day I Went To Lidl lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, yeah AB, Can of Whoop Ass Volume 1 And this is how it went Check it [Hook] One day I went to Lidl I went to shoplift in Lidl Then I got caught in Lidl Now I don't go back to Lidl One day I went to Asda I went to shoplift in Asda Then I got caught in Asda Now I don't go back to Asda One day I went to Lidl I was really, really hungry I went to shoplift in Lidl 'Cause I had no money, money I looked around and no one was looking, looking So I put some juice in my pocket And I walked towards the door As I was walking, walking, walking on the shop-floor I saw the security guard, he was Nigerian, big black hench and raw So I put my hands in my pocket and I walked towards the door The security guard said "[?], what do you take me for?" [Hook] One day I went to Lidl I went to shoplift in Lidl Then I got caught in Lidl Now I don't go back to Lidl One day I went to Asda I went to shoplift in Asda Then I got caught in Asda Now I don't go back to Asda [Verse 2] One day I went to Asda My breathe was really, really smelly I went to shoplift in Asda 'Cause EMA didn't pay me I put some chicken in my pocket And I tried to walk out of the door The security guard said "Can I see what's in your pocket man" So I emptied out my pocket on the shop-floor The security guard said "Oi mate, why did you take this for?" So he took me up to his office and made me sign a contract He even took a photo and told me "Never come back" [Hook] One day I went to Lidl I went to shoplift in Lidl Then I got caught in Lidl Now I don't go back to Lidl One day I went to Asda I went to shoplift in Asda Then I got caught in Asda Now I don't go back to Asda