[Hook]
Turn up to the show like 'Hm'
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like 'Hm'
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like 'Hm'
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like
[Verse 1: Smallz]
Look, it's the same old cliche story but I want out
He says, she says so I say nout
Now I'm running up the ladder and I'm carrying the town
And they talk about life but they really ain't about
Yo tell him Afghan, he ain't a bad man
He's got a loud mouth but he's just full of brown
Tell a little dickhead 'Little dickhead, pipe down'
Get Dan taking the piss in your dressing-gown
Ay, now I'm on point and I'm running with the sound now I'm on point now
Said they got me feeling like the boy now
Smally's back, no way, like how?
Said he got stabbed, said he got run down
Said he got this, said he got that but it's all bullsh**, now
I'm running round with an upside-down frown
Chasing Euro, Yen and Pound
Chasing money, not chasing b**hes
Not effing with them like [?]
Wicked white boy, yeah, looking like Shifty
Not going nowhere, dickhead might miss me
Two-Seventeen, everybody go bap, bap
Letting off shells, I ain't got no strap lad
I'm a veteran like your Great Granddad
I will kick man's a** like Jean Van Damme
[Hook]
Yo, turn up to the show like 'Hm'
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like 'Hm'
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like
Pull up on your block like skrt skrt
Turn up to the show like that, turn up to the show lad
[Verse 2: Afghan Dan]
Yo, hopefully
One day I'm gonna blow, yeah, hopefully
I can't go back to jail, look at these arm, that's a big no for me
A lot of MCs get ga**ed 'til you find out they ain't what they supposed to be
Bare man put it on my toes, see him on road and they ain't approaching me
Yo, I remember sitting in the gaff on a weekend, steaming, bouncing to donk music
Kids on dibs, MC Smally, [?] and all that sh**
Myth, but most man don't know about tings like that round here, where we live
[?] to South
Bigging up Yas on the free bomb
D-D-D-DJ Samo
Man's got a gaff, come round
If you wanna bring a couple chicks, that's sound
Turn up the speakers loud
We get the drinks in now
M Cat, man just stink of it, wow
And that's a madness when you think of it now
If you know then you know what I'm talking about
It's a Blackpool ting every time I go in
Man keeps flowing and flowing
I be on the ting, no slowing
Bare man talk about cash, yeah, but they ain't got no dough in
[Verse 3: Smallz]
Said I am what I am and it is what it is
Yo, I eye up the [?] then I wrap it in a Riz'
Smoking a spliff, minding my own buiss'
I'm the boy in the corner, something like Dizz'
Put the ball in your court and if the shoe fits then wear it
You're not a bad man, you're not scary
I'm not a hater, I'm just weary
Oh so selfish so I'm not sharing
None of my bu*ties and none of my drinks
Not putting none of your rubbish in none of my bins
No, none of that trash talk, not round here
No jokes, get [?] like the bathroom sink
[Verse 4: Afghan Dan]
Yo, if I ever say that I'm licking off shots
I ain't talking 'bout no walk to the shops
If I was, I'd say 'Put it in your boxers'
Don't go stashing no [?] in your socks
But, what I mean is, if you're gonna mention my name then you're getting [?] up
Yeah I used to be sh** but I stepped up
Afghan Dan's got [?]