Afghan Dan - #TURNUP lyrics

[Hook] Turn up to the show like 'Hm' Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like 'Hm' Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like 'Hm' Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like [Verse 1: Smallz] Look, it's the same old cliche story but I want out He says, she says so I say nout Now I'm running up the ladder and I'm carrying the town And they talk about life but they really ain't about Yo tell him Afghan, he ain't a bad man He's got a loud mouth but he's just full of brown Tell a little dickhead 'Little dickhead, pipe down' Get Dan taking the piss in your dressing-gown Ay, now I'm on point and I'm running with the sound now I'm on point now Said they got me feeling like the boy now Smally's back, no way, like how? Said he got stabbed, said he got run down Said he got this, said he got that but it's all bullsh**, now I'm running round with an upside-down frown Chasing Euro, Yen and Pound Chasing money, not chasing b**hes Not effing with them like [?] Wicked white boy, yeah, looking like Shifty Not going nowhere, dickhead might miss me Two-Seventeen, everybody go bap, bap Letting off shells, I ain't got no strap lad I'm a veteran like your Great Granddad I will kick man's a** like Jean Van Damme [Hook] Yo, turn up to the show like 'Hm' Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like 'Hm' Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like Pull up on your block like skrt skrt Turn up to the show like that, turn up to the show lad [Verse 2: Afghan Dan] Yo, hopefully One day I'm gonna blow, yeah, hopefully I can't go back to jail, look at these arm, that's a big no for me A lot of MCs get ga**ed 'til you find out they ain't what they supposed to be Bare man put it on my toes, see him on road and they ain't approaching me Yo, I remember sitting in the gaff on a weekend, steaming, bouncing to donk music Kids on dibs, MC Smally, [?] and all that sh** Myth, but most man don't know about tings like that round here, where we live [?] to South Bigging up Yas on the free bomb D-D-D-DJ Samo Man's got a gaff, come round If you wanna bring a couple chicks, that's sound Turn up the speakers loud We get the drinks in now M Cat, man just stink of it, wow And that's a madness when you think of it now If you know then you know what I'm talking about It's a Blackpool ting every time I go in Man keeps flowing and flowing I be on the ting, no slowing Bare man talk about cash, yeah, but they ain't got no dough in [Verse 3: Smallz] Said I am what I am and it is what it is Yo, I eye up the [?] then I wrap it in a Riz' Smoking a spliff, minding my own buiss' I'm the boy in the corner, something like Dizz' Put the ball in your court and if the shoe fits then wear it You're not a bad man, you're not scary I'm not a hater, I'm just weary Oh so selfish so I'm not sharing None of my bu*ties and none of my drinks Not putting none of your rubbish in none of my bins No, none of that trash talk, not round here No jokes, get [?] like the bathroom sink [Verse 4: Afghan Dan] Yo, if I ever say that I'm licking off shots I ain't talking 'bout no walk to the shops If I was, I'd say 'Put it in your boxers' Don't go stashing no [?] in your socks But, what I mean is, if you're gonna mention my name then you're getting [?] up Yeah I used to be sh** but I stepped up Afghan Dan's got [?]