[Intro]
Yo, it's Danny Martin
Afghan Dan, Magnum business
For the nibbit, wagwan?
JDZ, Spitfire, check this, alright then
Yo, big up Danny Thomas
[?], free George Harris
Blackpool business, yeah
Doing this properly, listening
Yo, big up Invasion, Sox
Listen, okay then
[Verse]
Afghan Dan, Blackpool's greatest
Like trust me, I've been doing this thing for ages
Tryna' get papers
Out here jumping on stages
Dickhead try talking about, like your about it
Thinking you're bad, yeah but I doubt it
Since day one, sh** dons been around here
I lost my way for a bit but I found it
But now man's back, back on the riddim again
Spun this guy before but I'll spin him again
Put down the brick next time, prison again
Like trust me there ain't no winning for them
I dont care Mitch, you're not bad
Go on then, R.I.P. to your dad
Not gonna lie fam, yeah that's sad
But we all know that you got bummed in your pad
So please mate, stop thinking that your tough
You chat 'nough, you can never make man blush
Trust me if you sold d**, you'd get rushed
All of your tins get took
Like, I jump on the bus 'cause it's cheaper
Dyl B goes deep but I go deeper
Thats why man blast me through the speaker
Man's got energy, don't watch the meter
I said don't chat sh** lad
Walking like you're bad
Don't chat sh** lad
Talking like you're trap
Think your balling, ha, don't chat sh** lad
I said don't chat sh** lad
Walking like you're bad, don't chat sh** lad
Talking like you're trap, don't chat sh** lad
Think you're balling, ha
Look, I've only had one clash and I lost it against a little tramp from Leeds
His name's Big P and his teeth, I swear down they're blacker than me
But dont watch that
I came to put my town on the map
#TeamAfghan, If you wanna talk about Blackpool, come and chill, we can chat
Yeah I'm a nerd, I just wanna make man laugh
If you don't rate Afghan Dan, go s** your nan
Man tried tell me Dan's not about it
Spent no days locked up in the can
Came out and I chose music, f** anyone who said Dan can't do it, 'cause I am
Man's got fans now, vids get hits when I jump on the cam now
I'm a skinny kid but I've... can't take me for a daft one
Ay, she wants a man from Blackpool, yeah I want a girl from Brum
Dont worry, I've only got one son
Dont watch that though, I don't chat to his mum
We can link up, have fun
Show me the gaff and we'll send Snapchats to your ex-boyfriend if you want
Do what we gotta do, then be done
Man came here to have fun
Like, what if I told ya, Blackpool solider
f** Mitch Edwards, you ain't a Blackpool boy, you're a poser
Don't believe me, you can ask any older
Spitfire business but I get colder
Yo, Spitfire business