[Intro] Yo, it's Danny Martin Afghan Dan, Magnum business For the nibbit, wagwan? JDZ, Spitfire, check this, alright then Yo, big up Danny Thomas [?], free George Harris Blackpool business, yeah Doing this properly, listening Yo, big up Invasion, Sox Listen, okay then [Verse] Afghan Dan, Blackpool's greatest Like trust me, I've been doing this thing for ages Tryna' get papers Out here jumping on stages Dickhead try talking about, like your about it Thinking you're bad, yeah but I doubt it Since day one, sh** dons been around here I lost my way for a bit but I found it But now man's back, back on the riddim again Spun this guy before but I'll spin him again Put down the brick next time, prison again Like trust me there ain't no winning for them I dont care Mitch, you're not bad Go on then, R.I.P. to your dad Not gonna lie fam, yeah that's sad But we all know that you got bummed in your pad So please mate, stop thinking that your tough You chat 'nough, you can never make man blush Trust me if you sold d**, you'd get rushed All of your tins get took Like, I jump on the bus 'cause it's cheaper Dyl B goes deep but I go deeper Thats why man blast me through the speaker Man's got energy, don't watch the meter I said don't chat sh** lad Walking like you're bad Don't chat sh** lad Talking like you're trap Think your balling, ha, don't chat sh** lad I said don't chat sh** lad Walking like you're bad, don't chat sh** lad Talking like you're trap, don't chat sh** lad Think you're balling, ha Look, I've only had one clash and I lost it against a little tramp from Leeds His name's Big P and his teeth, I swear down they're blacker than me But dont watch that I came to put my town on the map #TeamAfghan, If you wanna talk about Blackpool, come and chill, we can chat Yeah I'm a nerd, I just wanna make man laugh If you don't rate Afghan Dan, go s** your nan Man tried tell me Dan's not about it Spent no days locked up in the can Came out and I chose music, f** anyone who said Dan can't do it, 'cause I am Man's got fans now, vids get hits when I jump on the cam now I'm a skinny kid but I've... can't take me for a daft one Ay, she wants a man from Blackpool, yeah I want a girl from Brum Dont worry, I've only got one son Dont watch that though, I don't chat to his mum We can link up, have fun Show me the gaff and we'll send Snapchats to your ex-boyfriend if you want Do what we gotta do, then be done Man came here to have fun Like, what if I told ya, Blackpool solider f** Mitch Edwards, you ain't a Blackpool boy, you're a poser Don't believe me, you can ask any older Spitfire business but I get colder Yo, Spitfire business