Alarm goes off, it's 10am: I've got a conference call right now
It's okay cause we don't use Skype
And I've got that number on speed dial
Clear my throat while intros are made
Make it sound like I've been awake all day
Drop another saying from my hit parade
"Let's take this offline and iterate."
You think I'm on the ball
But, man, you couldn't be more wrong
I've been in my underwear all along
I'm working from home
I'm eating Cheerios while upvoting
Everything on Hacker News
Chop my profile pic and don't even think
About touching my inbox until noon
"Can't make that call - I'm so heads down
This code ain't gonna write itself."
My product owner can't use git
So I'm pushing rips of Game of Thrones
I don't know how I got this job
But apparently they
Think I'm some sort of programming god
I'm working from home
I set my emails to send after 8am
And I have not shaved for days
I've got a tough call to make
Is today Ma** Effect or Diablo 3?
I write a script to set "Can't Reproduce"
To all the bugs a**igned to me
The only work you're gonna get from me
Is typing my weekly summary
I can't imagine making a commute
That's longer than hitting my terminal screen
It might be true I only work
Ten minutes every day
But that's still nine more than I can say for you
I'm working from home