Adventure Capitalists - WFH lyrics

Alarm goes off, it's 10am: I've got a conference call right now It's okay cause we don't use Skype And I've got that number on speed dial Clear my throat while intros are made Make it sound like I've been awake all day Drop another saying from my hit parade "Let's take this offline and iterate." You think I'm on the ball But, man, you couldn't be more wrong I've been in my underwear all along I'm working from home I'm eating Cheerios while upvoting Everything on Hacker News Chop my profile pic and don't even think About touching my inbox until noon "Can't make that call - I'm so heads down This code ain't gonna write itself." My product owner can't use git So I'm pushing rips of Game of Thrones I don't know how I got this job But apparently they Think I'm some sort of programming god I'm working from home I set my emails to send after 8am And I have not shaved for days I've got a tough call to make Is today Ma** Effect or Diablo 3? I write a script to set "Can't Reproduce" To all the bugs a**igned to me The only work you're gonna get from me Is typing my weekly summary I can't imagine making a commute That's longer than hitting my terminal screen It might be true I only work Ten minutes every day But that's still nine more than I can say for you I'm working from home