If you get a call from me
Some other people are listening
So craft your words for a special agency
To the folks who bug our phones
I got some stuff you should know
So kick back and pull that wire tap real close
Darth Vader is Skywalker's dad
Soylent green is people, Rosebud is a sled
Gollum was a hobbit, Edward Norton's not retarded
Matt Damon's skull gets sprayed in The Departed
All of the following people will die: Zoe Barnes, Catlyn, Robb Stark, and Kitty Pryde
After faking her own d**h, Juliet pulls a reverse
But only after Romeo goes first
Jesus had a baby in the Da Vinci Code
Bruce Willis was a ghost, Chet gets turned into a choad
Decker is a replicant, Einhorn is man
The suspects were all part of Soze's plan
Russel Crowe's friends were all in his beautiful mind
Puff the Magic Dragon was a song about getting high
Kristin shot J.R., Robert becomes Longshanks' va**al
And the princess is always in another castle
River Song turns out to be The Doctor's Wife
George guns down Gatsby before taking his own life
The Chief is a cylon, Sheik is Zelda ninja clad
And Cartman's mom is also his dad
Jack and Tyler Durden are really the same guy
Leonard was Sammy Jenkins, Arch Cummings was a spy
The Planet of the Apes was earth all along
And I hope the NSA enjoys this song