I am everyone's mom
Holding hands and cradling along
But moms wouldn't sit in their room
All day and wait for something to happen
Hey ma, get off your bu*t and get a part time job
Moms wouldn't hide from their kids all day
And scribble in a song about doing so
I am everyone's mom because I like the ring of it
But if I was really your mom you'd be at CPS by now