Adult Mom - Theme Song lyrics

I am everyone's mom Holding hands and cradling along But moms wouldn't sit in their room All day and wait for something to happen Hey ma, get off your bu*t and get a part time job Moms wouldn't hide from their kids all day And scribble in a song about doing so I am everyone's mom because I like the ring of it But if I was really your mom you'd be at CPS by now