[Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, to sing a song about self-indulgent self-loathing…Miss Rebecca Bunch!
[Rebecca Bunch, speaking]
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It's so wonderful to be back here, even though I'm here singing this song…a lot
[Verse 1, singing]
Well, Rebecca, you've done it now
[speaking]
Yeah, you guys know this one
[singing]
Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder
All the lying that's been festering
Plus breaking and entering
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder
[Chorus]
You ruined everything
You stupid b**h
You ruined everything
You stupid, stupid b**h
You're just a lying little b**h who ruins things
And wants the world to burn
b**h
You're a stupid b**h
And lose some weight
[Verse 2]
I was so close to Paradise
But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat
These shards are metaphor for my soul
Won't stop the self-pity cause I'm on a roll
Yes, Josh completes me but how can that be
When there's no me left to complete
[Chorus]
You ruined everything
You stupid b**h
[speaking]
Sing with me!
[singing, along with audience]
You ruined everything
You stupid, stupid b**h
[speaking]
Yes, I deserve this!
[singing]
You're just a poopy little s*ut who doesn't think
And deceives the people she loves
Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb
He sees me for what I am
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, fat and stupid, simple self-hating
b**h!