[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, to sing a song about self-indulgent self-loathing…Miss Rebecca Bunch! [Rebecca Bunch, speaking] Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! It's so wonderful to be back here, even though I'm here singing this song…a lot [Verse 1, singing] Well, Rebecca, you've done it now [speaking] Yeah, you guys know this one [singing] Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder All the lying that's been festering Plus breaking and entering Is coming now to crush you like a boulder [Chorus] You ruined everything You stupid b**h You ruined everything You stupid, stupid b**h You're just a lying little b**h who ruins things And wants the world to burn b**h You're a stupid b**h And lose some weight [Verse 2] I was so close to Paradise But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat These shards are metaphor for my soul Won't stop the self-pity cause I'm on a roll Yes, Josh completes me but how can that be When there's no me left to complete [Chorus] You ruined everything You stupid b**h [speaking] Sing with me! [singing, along with audience] You ruined everything You stupid, stupid b**h [speaking] Yes, I deserve this! [singing] You're just a poopy little s*ut who doesn't think And deceives the people she loves Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb He sees me for what I am Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, fat and stupid, simple self-hating b**h!