Hey cutie, don't know if you knew
But I've kinda got a girl crush on you
You're everything that I wish I could be
Gonna tell you what I wanna do to you
(Tee-hee-hee!)
I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls
And take over your identity
I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head
And slurp it up like spaghetti
Wanna clone you and consume you
Wanna own you and cartoon you
Fly your dirty panties like a kite
(Kite!)
Cause I-I-I-I'm
Feeling kinda naughty tonight
Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud
That was super rando
I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff
Like pillowfight or go swimming commando
I wanna k** you and wear your skin like a dress
But then also have you see me in the dress
And be like, "O-M-G you look so cute in my skin!"
I wanna lock you in a basement but in that basement
You would also be my personal trainer
(I want your abs!)
Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth
And turn them into my new retainer
(I want your smile!)
Cook your spit into a chowder
Dry your sweat into a powder
And do lines of you all through the night
(Night!)
Cause I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm
Feeling kinda naughty
Take measurements of your body
Then go up to a surgeon
Make my body like your body
Like that film with Liberace
Cause I'm feeling kinda naughty tonight